The most majestic animal ever to grace our planet
even more elusive than the jackalope, the duckackicorn has the head of a majestic duck, the body of a majestic horse, the wings of a majestic albatross, and the horn of a majestic narwhal. The majestic has never been captured or killed, as it is too blindingly majestic for the unworthy to see. To find the majestic duckackicorn, one must first prove themselves worthy. The only way to do this is by singing the Time Warp song to a pink fairy armadillo. Next, you must painfully extract the DNA from a banana in the 9 steps of the majestic Cambridge Tradition. Then, you must, with the aid of small giraffes, drink the majestic concoction at midnight and hide hundreds of majestic dinosaurs. After doing that, you must touch the horse. Finally, you must stand in the middle of a large group of people and yell "ARMADILLO!!!!!"
If the heavens deem you worthy, they will respond with a loud,"SHAZZAM!!!" and send down a majestic duckackicorn for you to ride off unto the dawn with. It will be SO FABOOSH.
even more elusive than the jackalope, the duckackicorn has the head of a majestic duck, the body of a majestic horse, the wings of a majestic albatross, and the horn of a majestic narwhal. The majestic has never been captured or killed, as it is too blindingly majestic for the unworthy to see. To find the majestic duckackicorn, one must first prove themselves worthy. The only way to do this is by singing the Time Warp song to a pink fairy armadillo. Next, you must painfully extract the DNA from a banana in the 9 steps of the majestic Cambridge Tradition. Then, you must, with the aid of small giraffes, drink the majestic concoction at midnight and hide hundreds of majestic dinosaurs. After doing that, you must touch the horse. Finally, you must stand in the middle of a large group of people and yell "ARMADILLO!!!!!"
If the heavens deem you worthy, they will respond with a loud,"SHAZZAM!!!" and send down a majestic duckackicorn for you to ride off unto the dawn with. It will be SO FABOOSH.
by Onlythemostmajestic August 30, 2011
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A really good friend who looks after you when you are too drunk to walk. They are the person that wipes the smeared make-up from your eyes, the vomit from your chin, finds you any form of water, carries you halfway across town, tells your parents that someone spiked your drink, feeds you bread to soak 'it' up, gives you their jacket even though its 10 degrees and you are wearing 4 jumpers already and tucks you in. The defining factor between a Mumma Duck and an awesome Mumma Duck is whether they do it all laughing or not.
A really good friend who looks after you when you are too drunk to walk. They are the person that wipes the smeared make-up from your eyes, the vomit from your chin, finds you any form of water, carries you halfway across town, tells your parents that someone spiked your drink, feeds you bread to soak 'it' up, gives you their jacket even though its 10 degrees and you are wearing 4 jumpers already and tucks you in. The defining factor between a Mumma Duck and an awesome Mumma Duck is whether they do it all laughing or not.
"Sal, thanks for carrying me halfway across the footy fields Saturday night and thanks for feeding me your bread Joe. You two are the best Mumma Ducks ever. I'm never drinking again"
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A witch? How do you know she's a witch?
She turned me into a newt!
A newt..?
I got better..
There is a simple way to figure out if she is a witch or not.
Witches burn, and what else burns?
Wood!
Yes, and wood floats. What else floats?
... A duck?
Yes! So if this woman weighs as much as a duck, than she is a witch!
A witch? How do you know she's a witch?
She turned me into a newt!
A newt..?
I got better..
There is a simple way to figure out if she is a witch or not.
Witches burn, and what else burns?
Wood!
Yes, and wood floats. What else floats?
... A duck?
Yes! So if this woman weighs as much as a duck, than she is a witch!
by WhiteyLights August 4, 2005
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