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douchebag

A person almost completely lacking in social awareness, yet thinks they are actually some sort of casanova. Usually has an extremely inflated sense of self worth, which is puzzling to others because in reality they are seen as quite irritating or pathetic. A more extreme version of a "douche" in the sense that they are more in your face about displaying their douchiness.
Wow he thinks those girls are really into him and keeps forcing awkward conversation with them when its obvious to everybody else that they think he's repulsive. He's a total douchebag
by The Gold is Here August 5, 2007
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douchebaginitis

The condition in which one has become a douchebag. This condition can be passed on from individual to individual through popped collars, sweatbands, cop sunglasses, and the every contagious tool syndrome. The only cure for douchebaginitis is a thorough ass stomping courtesy of Oscar the Grouch or having cinder blocks thrown at one's face.
Stay away from that popped collar, you might catch douchebaginitis
by D-Hizzle December 7, 2005
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Douchbag

Inevitably, it's always the next guy to date your ex-girlfriend.
"You dumped me for this?!, Where'd you dig up that Douchbag?!"
by Andy Y July 25, 2008
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Douchebag

by Entracte September 14, 2009
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douchebaguette

- I was in Paris the other day and this guy tried to kiss me, out of nowhere
- Really?
- Yeah I swear! A total douchebaguette.
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Douchebagaknight

A person who serves and protects the douchebaganism faith/religion.
I crown your sir. Douchebagaknight. Lead the douchebags to victory.
by Cory G. B April 2, 2008
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DoucheBrah

A douche that attempts to sound intelligent in a conversation, most commonly found in a community college lounge wearing a peace sign, while ending most sentences in "bro" "brah" "dude" or "yo". also completely uninteresting
"Dud, you can't define communism based on a dictionary term brah, you don't know brah."
reply: "Your a douchebrah."
by kholmes February 12, 2009
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