Doritoing

When a board of wood is warped and a carpenter looks down at it to see that it is twisted. The board takes on a triangular shape similar to that of a dorito.

That wood is doritoing. I can’t use it.

by Beatlebug April 24, 2022

Dorito gene

The gene inherited from ancestors where one’s feet smell like nacho Doritos

Zane’s feet smell like Doritos due to his unfortunate inheritance of the Dorito gene.

by Uber pie bro February 10, 2018

Doritos

A packet of crisps that became an MLG meme.

Can I have some doritos.
No

by Crazyvideos.tv November 13, 2016

Dorito

Illuminati food that comes in different flavors

Hey , you want a Dorito?
--x files music--

by Gireagan March 10, 2018

vertical dorito

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.

Also probably a really painful way to die.

A short way to say a painful suicide

" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."

by Meshitero January 2, 2023

Dorito

Finely coifed pubic hair above a woman's vagina.shaped into a small triangle. So as to resemble a dorito.

If I'm given a choice between a landing strip and a dorito. I'll choose the dorito every time,

by 4realazitgits March 7, 2021

magical Dorito

Some thing I say when I’m defining bill cipher

Me: and then there is a magical Dorito who tried to kill these kids

Anyone who hasn’t seen gravity Falls: ??????

by Ze Zoo Za November 27, 2022