Diaper Miner

mouth breathers who spend an inordinate amount of time digging around inside their diapers for shit (both real and metaphorical) to spout, eat or sniff.

QAnon rally today gathered together a large group of diaper miners to eagerly listen to their manipulators warn them about the deep state lizard people taking their guns and giving their Muslim dogs abortions.

by Macro Anon October 15, 2020

Diaper pounding

When you hit it from behind and she's wearing a diaper.

I didn't know she was in to diaper pounding and had to stop at target for some buggies.

by Mrcappy June 7, 2021

Diaper Viper

When you lay a mad heat log that is long and smells like it was injected with venom.

Holy shit man! I went to use the bathroom and someone left a huge diaper viper coiled up there.

by dirtymurbag September 16, 2021

Diaper Squat

A common pose that people perform when wearing an adult diaper, typically while or after the use of the diaper.

Ew, that guy did a diaper squat in this video.

by Dontreadmypseudonym September 30, 2021

Diaper Slug

When your coworker’s baby thunders warm, gooey shit in the middle of your staff meeting.

Dear god did your baby just make a diaper slug?!

by AsspenisCo. July 11, 2022

Diaper Dan

A saying referring to someone young and or new that is really good at something.

Diaper Dan maybe new to the game but he plays like a pro.

by anonymous July 15, 2022

Diaper Principle

The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!

Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!”
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!

by anonymous July 22, 2023