Dessergency

An emergency need for a dessert.

Customer:*pounds on table at restaurant*
Waiter: *comes over* "May I help you?"
Customer"YES! I HAVE A DESSERGENCY!"

by Cat666 August 8, 2008

dyssertationtery

an illness or sickly feeling experienced when working on a long project, such as a dissertation. Symptoms include: stomach aches, head aches, mental breakdowns, writers block, lack of motivation, severe procrastination and low income.

She was not feeling well at all since starting her dissertation, she was kind of queasy all the time and lacking energy or motivation. She believed it was a case of dyssertationtery.

by PSGrl March 4, 2013

Desert bluffs

Our neighboring town to nightvale but not as nice and kind and beautiful as nightvale

"Darn those desert bluffs, Stevens carlsburg should go live there since he is mean and no one likes him"

by Cailliop August 26, 2017

Desert Flipping

Like candy flipping, but instead of just taking molly and lsd one takes molly, lsd, cocaine, mushrooms, weed and whipits. Preferably done in the middle of a desert for full euphoric effect.

Dude, my boy was desert flipping the other night and got so jacked up that he fucked a cactus.

by GilaHerpes October 11, 2017

Desert Nine

A desert nine is when someone has a mask over half their face, so you can not tell if the person is physically attractive or not. Only when the mask is taken off can you judge the individuals pure beauty.

Brian: Yo is that new girl Stacy in your group for Econ?
Steve: Yeah can’t tell if she’s hot or not, she’s a desert nine.

by Michael2323 April 13, 2022

Desert bunny

Is an unattractive female that deploys with the military and becomes hot due to the lack of other women

Once the deployment ends the desert bunny returns stateside and becomes ugly once again

by Anararithil January 5, 2023

Sahara Desert

the Great Desert') is a desert located on the African continent. It is the largest hot desert in the world, and the third largest desert overall after Antarctica and the Arctic Its area of 9,200,000 square kilometres 3,600,000 sq mi. Is comparable to the area of China or the United States. The name 'Sahara' is derived from a dialectal Arabic word for "desert"

The Sahara Desert is the third largest desert in the world.

by rae35 February 21, 2019