name damage

A condition experienced by children at birth when their parents saddle them for life with names spelled like they were dumped out of an alphabet soup can.

1st-grade teacher: "Duh'Lousyannah, what an unusual name you have."

Student sitting next to Duh'Lousyannah: "What about me? I'm Chevy Cougar-Meloncamp Carr."

Student sitting next to Chevy C-M C: "These kids are name damaged!"

by keVIInXI August 17, 2010

eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE?

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by AMAZANG June 1, 2022

anal nerve damage

When Daves ass hurts on a wedensday morning

Damn dave, whats up with that anal nerve damage?

by Joshua Burner September 27, 2017

What's Your Damage?

A phrase used by nimrods who want to be "up beat" with the millennium’s technology advance by switching a technical term into a harsh question when they could just ask you nicely if something was bothering you.

"Geebuz d00d, what's your damage?"
"Mom, cut it out, you're scaring little Timothy."

by Phatal August 29, 2004

splash damage

the worst kind of damage

the damn negro beaver splash damged me while i was walking to lipinskis

by oakville thugz May 1, 2005

whats your damage

the equivalent of asking about the size of a man's penis.

Damage dealt to any body openings with the penis

Johnny: What's your damage, Lee?
Lee: I have 2 inches of damage.

by Guy Montag September 9, 2004

cliteral damage

the collateral damage of 'getting' with a girl (i.e. sex, head, ect.)

Sex with out a condom can have serious cliteral damage, like an unwanted pregnancy, or and STD.

by flashbol00 October 18, 2011