Coon Spider

(n.) A possibly mythical spider that is believed to make the ever so popular "fro" that typically grows on top of a male Negro's head. It was thought up by the people who speculated that a fro was not hair at all, but the finely interwoven webs of the Coon Spider.

Yolanda: "Man Tyrone! Yo fro is bodacious!"

Tyrone: "Yeeaa boiii! My Coon Spider's been workin extra hard, sumthin I'll never do!"

by thomas anonymous August 9, 2009

coon gang

some entitled white kids like ; mason, tristen, sarah, and colby, also brennyn who think they " rule " the school with their small little gang that literally no one give two fucks about oof

hey wanna be in the Coon Gang
the fuck hell nah yall all got aids

by twinkybuster February 13, 2019

Choongil

(Noun)
1. A Laotian-Korean person who had immigrated to Canada
2. A short person with an unnaturally small penis
3. A person who had only encountered vagina through pornography
4. A sophist who also excels at trolling
5. A silver leaguer on League of Legends that makes fun of bronze leaguers
(Verb)
1. To talk excitedly about video games with a lisp
2. To win a bronze medal against two other competitors

N1:"Look at that choongil on world vision. I feel bad for him. Let us donate."
N2: "Did you know that Mike is a choongil? His penis is 3 inches hard."
N3: "Jason was a choongil; he does not know what his girl's vagina really looks like."
N4: "You're such a choongil, hyung. You are a fucking troll."
N5: "Ahn was being a choongil yesterday: making fun of his friends for being a bronze leaguers.
V1.
"Wow. Kim was really choongiling yesterday over skype. Look at how the microphone is covered in his spit"
V2
"I won a bronze medal boys! I feel like a choongil!"

by Quiznatodd Bidness December 30, 2013

Coon Tunes

Nigger Music

What's that awful noise?

That's Coon Tunes you hear.

by kennyb43 September 29, 2009

pet coon

A raccoon which one befriends and cares for. Often used in comparison to describe someone wild or crazy.

You're crazier than a pet coon.

by Eric Simmons December 8, 2003

Dune Coon

Slang for a middle eastern, usually loves Osama Bin Laden and enjoys committing suicide.

"I am not what you americans call a "dune coon", i just have dirty turban."

by Wawk R November 2, 2005

Clooney it

To "Clooney it" is one's decision to avoid starting a family for the rest of his/her life.

A: "Don't you want to have a family"
B: "Nah, I think i'm just going to "Clooney it"
A: "I don't think he's happy about being alone"
B: "Of course he is, don't be silly"

by CorpSE August 26, 2013