Rollo Curse

Ancient evil curse, Germanic in origin, that ensures ensuing generations of a family's men are endowed with an extremely small penis, aka, a nub.

Girlfriend: "What are we supposed to do with that?"

The Cursed:  "I got the Rollo Curse from my father, by the way, I thought size doesn't matter.  Bitch."

by Storpy August 23, 2011

The Cure

My favorite band. They started playing 1976 and they still play today. They've released over 20 albums and they aren't limited to just the 80s because they released many albums in the 90s as well, plus a 2000 album and a 2004 album. Robert Smith is the lead singer. In the 70s, the band used to be called The Easy Cure.

BTW, The Cure is NOT classified as goth rock. The media wants to call them that, but they're not. Robert Smith himself denies the title. They're actually considered New Wave. They did one or two goth rock albums, but that was it. In fact, their first album or two was actually punk music!

Maybe we didn't understand, not just a boy and a girl...It's just the end of the, end of the world!

by Bloodshed August 17, 2004

Italy curl

Something in conversation that renders a normally chatty person utterly speechless, and usually red with embarrassment. From: Hetalia's main character Italy, who motormouths nonstop, has a peculiar hair curl that, when pulled, renders him speechless and red faced.

She was lecturing me about drugs in front of everyone at church until I told her I saw her drunk just last week. I sure pulled her Italy curl!

by GrandpaRomeo November 1, 2012

curl a monkey tail

Taking a nice long dump without stopping to pinch off

Dude, after that T-bell I had to curl a monkey tail something fierce!

by A^C July 27, 2006

Hemming The Curtains

A slang term for labioplasty.

Julia was embarrassed by her large labia, so she decided the best answer was hemming the curtains.

by householdparts April 23, 2009

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

by Mouse October 1, 2004

Curtain jerker

The first wrestler to walk out to the ring in the first match of an event!
Usually a match which is just to boost up the crowd spirits for the main-event!!
Win or lose doesnt really matter because there is no title involved.

All the first matches in all wrestlemanias !!

rey mysterio vs eddie at wrestlemania 21 was a curtain jerker

by ligawres May 17, 2011