Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Jewish cucumber

When a male Fucks a Female up the ass and the girl shits in the boys mouth, proceeding the boy eats out the girl, then they fuck. :

Wow! Great Jewish Cucumber last night!

by Lynn Johnston May 14, 2008

Cucumber

A Mediocre Substitute for a Penis or Dildo

Cashier: Would you like one that's short but has lots of girth or one with length but no girth?
Slut: One Cucumber long and thick.

by TerBearDonCare May 22, 2015

cucumbersexpirot

a cucumber that pirots have sex with!

1.arg matie did you have sex with your cucumber last night?
2.yes then I ate it!
1.so your a cucumbersexpirot?
2. yes yes I am.

by flarganator July 22, 2011

Cucumber

Long and hard and has cum in the middle

Damm I really want a cucumber

by Brithney bitch May 18, 2018

Cucumber Salad

The phrase you use when you want to make an innuendo, but are trying to avoid being dirty, or are simply not creative enough to find one.

I wanted to offer you a dirty sanchez, but instead would you accept a cucumber salad.

by The Deffiner March 2, 2009

Cucumber Slumber

(Adj.) When you accidentally slip out during sex and upon re-entry ram !00% of your penis forcefully into the girls anus, which causes her to blackout and go unconscious.

Did you hear the story about how Uncle Willie gave the cucumber slumber to that crazy Canadian woman at the Pink Palace?

by TheCuc March 19, 2014