carter-speck

stupid, idiotic, someone who dyes their hair blonde because they're insecure about their nature color, though they look better brunette.

someone who rubs makeup on their face to a consistancy so that it looks like peanut butter.

What's on her face?
Ughh..she's SUCH a carter-speck!
WHERE'S THE JELLY, carter-speck?

by peachykeane December 7, 2009

Cart Donkey

A bitchy-ass flight attendant.

First Office: "Hey Captain, what do you want to do tonight on the layover?"
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."

by Hardlow June 5, 2018

Carteld

What happens to you after you get kidnapped by any of the Latin America cartels.

Usually the act is filmed to be used to intimidate enemy cartels, but at the end it just end up to be a wank material for sociopathic degenerates that frequently flock to gore/shock websites.

There are 11 men with masks and one of them is holding a long machete, and they are holding another guy that has his mouth taped with duct tape. He is about to get carteld.

by ripeyoungling July 20, 2018

Carter

Carter is that handsome guy that has long luscious hair, and everybody can be friends with, and overall nice guy

Hay is that carter, man I really like that guy as a friend

by The best carter March 5, 2019

Carters Taint Bruv

Very smelly and also known as unwashed

Damn his Carters Taint Bruv is out of this world as In smell

by Bruvvvvv6996 March 9, 2019

cart smoker

According to both Antisteezy and the Tiny Meat Gang, a cart smoker isn’t a true stoner and is therefore subhuman. Everyone knows real stoners don’t hit that shit. Get the fuck off of Snapchat with your stickers

Fake stoner: Hey man can I get a cart off you real quick?
Real stoner: Shut the fuck up, cart smoker! Like actually why the fuck are you talking to me? *hits his fucking apple*

by Thatniggacharles October 5, 2020

Carterville Illinois

We don't call it "Anus Illinois" for no reason.

We loves our hometown, Carterville Illinois.

by Louie^2 December 9, 2021