Crunchy Girl

something my mom called me when i called her a boomer. i think sheeant granola girl, but i just went with it.

"ugh you're such a crunchy girl"

by floridas naturals hoe October 25, 2019

crunchy

keeping one's cool in the most trying of times. Etymology: cap'n crunch, the cereal which stays crunchy in milk; it keeps shit mad real. hence, when an individual does not life to get the best of him/her, that person is staying crunchy.

"how you doin today?"
"stayin' crunchy."

by grantaclause December 17, 2007

crunchy

of high quality; excellent

I think Kim is gorgeous and nice. Crunchy for sure!

by wescoe23 June 24, 2008

Crunchy Boy

A slow as fuck mother fucker who is fat. These types of people are called crunchy of their overweight personality.

Ryan is such a obese crunchy boy.

by ImACrispyBoy2 November 16, 2017

crunchy

Term showing a liking toward an event or object.

Jason laid down a crunchy groove on guitar hero.

by k- tac August 6, 2007

Crunchy Nuggets

A type of hard, salty dog food; any type of dog food can be refered to as, Crunchy Nuggets

Wow bruiser! your really wolfing down those Crunchy Nuggets tonight arn'cha bud!

by OREE'er October 24, 2007

Crunchy Ears

mm crummch

George: boy them some ""Crunchy Ears""
Jim Bob Billy Jim James Rob Bill Bill: mm crummchg

by huyman seeb June 9, 2018