when someone doesn't wipe their ass correctly after taking a phat shit and the rest of it gets hard and becomes booty crumbs
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by jamison crummel November 26, 2020
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The unidentifiable, breaded remains at the bottom of a fast food restaurant’s deep fryer that inevitably ends up in your bag, but is unnoticed until you arrive home with it...
She laughed until her stomach hurt when her buzzed boyfriend tried to decide if the crime de la crumb was fried mozzarella or mushrooms
by My Little Kitty Lady November 22, 2020
Get the Crime de la Crumb mug.An expression you say if you suddenly awake to find yourself cold and surrounded by disordered objects.
Can also be used just to express a feeling of dissatisfaction with cold weather.
Can also be used just to express a feeling of dissatisfaction with cold weather.
As the truck entered the parking lot, Mike suddenly awoke and said "brr, crummy junk!"
Tim looked at the weather and said "brr, crummy junk". He realized he need to put on a sweater.
Tim looked at the weather and said "brr, crummy junk". He realized he need to put on a sweater.
by k_bro2000 December 25, 2018
Get the Brr, crummy junk mug.a dance that started appearing in LA clubs, which was originally done by clowns (no lie!). it was popularized in the missy elliot video, "i'm really really hot."
by tre September 11, 2004
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small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed.
bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as
-eating in bed
-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN
-dumping glitter on your sheets
-letting homeless people sleep in your bed
-being slutty
(often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)
small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed.
bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as
-eating in bed
-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN
-dumping glitter on your sheets
-letting homeless people sleep in your bed
-being slutty
(often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)
-When you're eating puff pastries in bed, and later that night, you're sleeping in a pile of irritating globs of food - bed crumbs!
-When someone has been walking outside barefoot, then climbs underneath your covers, and shards of dirt, sand and dry leaves are transferred to your freshly made bed - bed crumbs!
Use it in a sentence!
-"Don't put your feet on my bed, I don't want any bed crumbs."
-"Ew! Someone was eating applesauce in my bed, and now I have stinky bed crumbs!"
-"You know it's time to wash your sheets when you start to get bed crumbs."
-When someone has been walking outside barefoot, then climbs underneath your covers, and shards of dirt, sand and dry leaves are transferred to your freshly made bed - bed crumbs!
Use it in a sentence!
-"Don't put your feet on my bed, I don't want any bed crumbs."
-"Ew! Someone was eating applesauce in my bed, and now I have stinky bed crumbs!"
-"You know it's time to wash your sheets when you start to get bed crumbs."
by MichAlva February 18, 2009
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