The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds
I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.
by The purple master December 28, 2019
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Russell Crowe

He is a great actor and a wonderful Australian singer. He is better than anyone else you can think of. And as for you, Mr. Fatty High Priest, he has a GREAT Elvis impression.
Russell Crowe is my favorite actor!!
by Crowe's Gurl October 29, 2003
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crow-ley

small irritating being from the planet of zog.
by mannin March 13, 2003
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Counting Crows

When you stop paying attention to Twitter and start looking at real birds...
He's not tweeted in days, he's out counting crows.
by Septimusistryingtofindaname January 12, 2013
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crow hop

to hop step and pouch a person in the club
he was talkin noise so I crow hopped that chump.
by DJ Leake March 11, 2005
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Crow Hop

Engage in one last grudge fuck, just prior to breaking up with your bitch. Immediately following your nut bust you stand up, and hop on one foot and throw your fist down and say "You are outta here" as if being an umpire at the big game.
Bill what did you and Suzy do last night. I hit it one last time and then I crow hopped her ass out the room.
by macstever November 04, 2004
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tussel crowe

A funny pun used to desribe russel crowe the fag that appears on the advanced hair studio ads and is commonly known to have absolutely no balls at all.
Guy 1: Man im like going bald
Guy 2: Wtf fag... go have anal sex with tussel crowe
by LolXcore February 26, 2007
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