snap crotch

Snaps between the legs in a garment for easy access to use the bathroom.

Women's body suits, girdles, lingerie, costumes have snap crotches so you can use the bathroom without removing the outfit.

by Mistress Malone May 18, 2010

crotchdensation

when a movie or a boyband gets your naughty parts glistening

Also known as panty cling

once q saw a post by her fave member on her facebook crotchdensation occurred

Mega crotchdensation was evident at the screening of twilight

by the great randoo December 12, 2009

chitch

A cross between a chick & a bitch. You may hear this word on the radio during the David Guetta & Akon song, Sexy Bitch when they half censor the word 'bitch'.

Sheba aint no sexy chitch, but Jessica Alba is.

by grade2syndrome October 23, 2009

crotchety

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.

Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!

by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005

rotten crotch

a name to describe a nasty crotch you wouldnt touch even while wearing a space suit.

ashley needs to get her smelly rotten crotch checked out.

by emily,tina,jill September 14, 2008

crotch cricket

A louse

A Crab

A tick

A small tick-like annoying pest that lives in pubic hair, and has a parasitic relationship with the human body.

Man I got so shit-faced last night. I don't remember a thing. However, i'm guessing a had sex because i woke up with a few nasty crotch crickets on my pubes.

by ACannon April 8, 2008

Crotch Bomber

Refers to Nigerian airplane bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who hid explosives in his undewear to evade airport security in a foiled attempt to bomb Northwest Airlines Flight 253.

It's bad enough we have to take off our shoes at airport security because of the shoe bomber... now we have to get butt naked when going through the metal detectors because of the crotch bomber.

by rsmmithing December 29, 2009