fender cricket

A person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn't.

I can't get shit done with all these damn fender crickets around.

by motech January 20, 2015

Middlesex Cricket

A euphemism for lesbianism, most commonly used in the UK

the calculating creationist may consider Middlesex Cricket to be inherently evil

by internalcat May 31, 2011

Chipper then a cricket

An old Yankee term used in New England for "very well". Often shortened to "Chipper'n a cricket".

She's as chipper then a cricket today.

by Sirberlinnh June 9, 2017

Pussy Cricket

A disgusting creature that lies dormant in the cavities of sexually inactive vaginas. Known in some countries as the ravenous whistleblower, a pussycricket can usually be heard in the dead of night and early hours of morn. These beasts have been known to be tameable, but no evidence for any recommended methods exist. For more information, please contact your local library. Books include "My Punani Sounds Funny" and "Listen, Girl, That Thang Whistlin".

Damn shawty, dat ting whistlin'! You must have pussy crickets

by The Cricket Master February 13, 2022

Dune Cricket

a male or female of Arab decent

Pvt. Ryan! Please take care of those Dune Crickets.

by Benz Jaminz April 19, 2017

Jar cricket

A meth-whore that goes from meth cook to meth cook fucking them for the meth they make.

Man that girl just a jar cricket bro, only reason she there caz you cooking that shit.

by Quentin E February 18, 2018

Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.

Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..

by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020