covfefe

Meeting up with someone for coffee during the covid-19 pandemic to mark your indifference and stupidity.

Wanna go out for a covfefe later?

by migros May 3, 2020

Covfefe

The stiff u wipe off your chin after meeting with Vladimir Putin.

My presidency is in shambles but on the bright side...covfefe.

by Mericada July 17, 2018

Covfefe

Covfefe is a term used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 in survival mode. During "Survival Mode" wave after wave of attackers are heard to yell "Covfefe" during their assault on your character. President Trump may have heard this term while his son was playing COD MW3 Survival.

"Playing COD MW3 the waves of attackers yelling "Covfefe", is as stupid as the accusation the President colluded with the Russians."

by stopfairyfascism May 22, 2018

Covfefe

1. (Gibberish dialect) Roughly translates to “I have a loyal fanbase”
2. (Exclamatory phrase) Fuck Trump

Origin: On May 31st, 2017 at 12:06 am EDT, President of the United States Donald Trump tweeted “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”

Dude 1: Trump was being racist.
Dude 2: Trump is being racist every second of his existence.
Dude 1: Still, covfefe.

Dude 2: Wait what?
Dude 1: Fuck Trump
Dude 2: Oh yeah.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

Covfefe

The main export of Nambia.

Lemme just get some fresh Nambian Covfefe.

by Another Rabbit January 12, 2019

Covfefe

The most rudimentary game known to mankind, played by banging one's face into any inanimate object

Covfefe is to checkers as checkers is to chess

by Gophersan May 30, 2017

covfefe

When someone has a Stroke mid tweet

Yeah, he had a covfefe and never really recovered.

by SydneyTom May 30, 2017