twin cousins

Its when you and your cousin acts very similar to each other that people calls y'all twins but some things are different about y'all.

Guy: is that your twin sister?
Girl 1: no that my cousin
Guy: but y'all act similar and look the same
Girl 2: we're twin cousins

by Kamiannerella June 22, 2016

Wiener cousin

Two men who have shared the same girl in bed.

Elvis: Hey I heard you had sex with brooke?
Devin: Yeah, Why do you ask?
Elvis: I did her too welcome to the family we are now WIENER COUSINS!

by humpdydumpty August 13, 2011

Cousin Skeeter

A white guy with a jew fro that looks mexican.

Friend 1: im gonna call you cousin skeeter from now on....
Friend 2: do i want to know why?
Friend 1: its because you're mexican and have a jew fro.
Friend 3: is Chris around?
Friend 1: Nope just Cousin Skeeter and I.

by Mr.Whippy6969 April 28, 2009

cousin fucker

michael horsey

hey, i'd do them too mike

by kc clark June 8, 2004

cooter cousins

the act of 2 female friends that have now been related through their vagina's after having sexual relations with the same man.

Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston are cooter cousins because they both have had sexual relations with Brad Pitt.

by Licky Pee April 11, 2010

cousin it stew

when you dook, forget to flush, and then shave your pubes on top of it.

christine walked into her bathroom, lifted the lid to find kevin's cousin it stew. she almost hurled.

by d.monaaaay November 22, 2007

Ghost Cousin

The spirit of Listerine, moon beans and the great buffalo. They're always around you, though only noticed by those with a mustache. They provide great fortune to true believers.

We lost my sisters goat one time but then the Ghost cousins came and were like "hey, look to the Long House and you will find your sisters goat." Then what'd you know, we believed in the ghost cousins and there it was, right by the Long house.

by Straight Cousin December 22, 2013