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coursework

something that doesn't really gain you any marks at all - teachers just enjoy laughing at you whilst you spend every waking hour frantically doing it, lose your sanity and then, inevitably, your hair.

solution: write copious ammounts of crap to punish the poor sod who has to mark it. mwah hah.
...I have chosen this hypothesis because it is now 3am and my brain has actually just given up, slipped out of my ear and run off with the cat.
by parlez February 8, 2005
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courtesy flush

Flushing the toilet at the exact moment of a smelly bowel movement hitting the water as to minimize lingering oders that may eminate off the perpatrating poo. Keeping the bowl poo free will keep the bathroom odor to a minimum.
Courtesy Flush after releasing a smelly chocolate hostage
by Poo Man Choo February 24, 2007
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Food Court Queen

The extremely obese and repulsive housewives who whored food and occupy the Misawa food court.
"The food court queens have closed down three fast food restaurants and therefore we cannot eat today."
by Sean Petty January 9, 2005
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Courtney

Courtney is a Goof goofy goof ass goofer
by Hunterdodson0 March 31, 2020
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crash course

Youtube channel with videos that get most of their view counts from those who have exams in the next 6 hours.
On a crash course video comment section: "who else has s test today?" with over 600 likes.
by not David totally November 3, 2017
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Bartelstone moot court

Leaving a huge project until the last minute and making your partner crazy with rage.
You totally Bartelstone moot courted that thesis, turning it in minutes before the deadline.
by Brad Green July 28, 2008
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coursework

dude...like..the freakin end to your free time. sooo much of it...for all different subjects! mention this word to any yr10/11 and its likely they will: bite your head off,swear,cower away in a corner or run. Coursework causes you to lose your hair and lack precious sleep.
m8: heyo, comin up nappo chillin' wiv us tonite
me: nah bruv got coursework init

allow coursework!
by omdz all names are gone October 18, 2006
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