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countryist

Hating on people from a certain country or countries.
My roommate hates Ukrainians. What a countryist faggot!
by KolosoK May 18, 2008
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Country Boy

A guy who is raised up with southern traditions. Commonly referred to as a Southern Gentleman.

Works hard, plays hard. Can usually fix just about anything that needs fixing including trucks, home repair, yard repair, light to heavy machinery, etc. Knows how to relax. Common relaxing hobbies include kicking back with friends, bond fires, muddin, light to moderate drinking.

Usually found wearing old worn in jeans, boots or crocs, faded out hat, t-shirt. When dressing up, attire includes old worn out jeans, clean boots, button down shirt or polo. Hat optional

As far as relationships go, country boys are typically loud mouths when it comes to talking about girls, but are true and faithful when it comes to the one he loves. Country boys are fearfully protective of a girlfriend's honor and reputation. It's best to test them by making sexual references about their significant other, for fear of bodily harm.

Listens mainly to country and southern rock music, but are generally broad in overall selection.

Slightly short tempered, but it takes a lot to make a country boy want to fight. A typical Southern Gentleman is mainly kind in nature, but is honest in criticism. Common hot spots are: degradation of his family, girlfriend, country/region. Country boys know how to fight. Although typically slender and lanky in stature, country boys can handle themselves swiftly and accurately in a scrap.

Usually slender, average height with short hair, no piercings and toned muscles.

Generally loves his country, military, and conservative politicians. Fiercely loyal to family and friends. Is NOT a racist, but supports the Confederate flag for historical reasons.
"That kid is a hoss...a true country boy through and through."
by Pride of Dixie September 18, 2009
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Big Country Titties

Main Entry: Big Country Titties
Function: Noun
Date: 1983

Size D or larger sebaceous glands that secrete milk, are situated ventrally in pairs, and terminate in super fucking huge pinky finger sized nipples.
Titty Man#1: Damn boy, would you look at the cans on that one!!!
Titty Man#2: Yea! Those sure are some Big Country Titties! I'd sure like to squeeze them together and make them fart!
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
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flavor country

Noun: the destination for having a cigarette. THe place you often go to smoke.

Origin: the old Marlboro ad campaign
"WHere are you going?"

"I'm headed to flavor country"
Or
"Who's up for a trip to flavor country"
by Doobers August 29, 2006
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country blumpkin

A blumpkin that is recieved in a porta potty or outhouse rather than the typical toilet.
He's taking forever...he must be getting a country blumpkin in there.
by Maximus Pryme October 25, 2008
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Country Roads

A song made by John Denver in April 12, 1971. Later made in a cover for Fallout 76 by Bethesda.
1: Misty taste of moonshine
2: Teardrop in my eye
3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10: COUNTRY ROAAAAAAAADS, TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOME
1,2 while that is going on: Country Roads, Take me home..?
by Icoolgirl5050Aj February 4, 2019
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cross-country skeez

Skeezing on a girl from a considerable distance (out of ejaculation range at least) and preferrably via text messaging.
Eric: "See dat hood rat up da street?"

Travis: "Oh yea, I been cross-country skeezing on her fo sho."
by Eric and Trav January 5, 2008
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