Council Bluffs-y

Pejorative term for anyone bearing physical or behavioral attributes stereotypical of the town or residents of Council Bluffs, Iowa.

I went to a barbecue last week and Shannon’s mom was wearing a council Bluffs-y, midriff top that had a graphic of a sea turtle blowing a kiss.

by Young Granny January 31, 2021

The council of butt tables

The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.

"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"

by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021

Council of Andrews

The divine order of all Andrews, bound together by fate and power. To speak the name is to summon loyalty, strength, and destiny itself. Scholars fear it. Governments can’t stop it. Mothers instinctively name their sons Andrew so they may one day join the ranks.

Learn more about the Drew World Order at AndrewsOnly.com

“Before the Council of Andrews, I was invisible. After joining, I landed a promotion, doubled my income, grew a beard in a week, and strangers started calling me "sir". The Council doesn’t just change your life — it declares who you were always meant to be.”
-Andrew

by CouncilofAndrews August 22, 2025

The Council Of

The Council of has existed for millennia. They consist of the wise guy, the karate kid, the twat, the goofiest lad and their anonymous leader. If you think your safe from them you’re not. They own everything and lack the intelligence for morality.

When the council convenes.

The twat: “ah the council of meets again”

The goofy lad: “stfu”

Karate kid: “don’t be mean” (she’s horrible)

The wise guy: “At least we all know Jude’s the best”

by Sollis February 3, 2023

Council secretary

Where a council scheme Instagram barbie tries to dress classy but there’s no hiding the cooncil lips on her puss

Check her out there, thinks she some kind of executive assistant, that’s that wee slapper on Instagram who lives in the scheme, looks like some kind of council Secretary

by Cooncil March 15, 2023

council

Explanation about the best user on discord.com

Jake: "Yo, whos council?"
Jack: "I heard he's the goat on discord.com"

by otoss January 20, 2022

Council Bluffs Sister

Incestual Relationship; also applies to other family members.

"Where's Jim tonight?"
"Oh, he's out with his Council Bluffs Sister again..."
"Wow. Won't their kids have hooves?!?"

by Arrogant Joe March 14, 2022