cosmopologies

damage control for drunk texts sent the night before after a long night of drinking in sea isle city.

that jerk owes me some cosmopologies after all those nasty texts i got last night!!!

by treesazmarie August 22, 2008

Cosmo Block

When some Cosmopolitan Magazine quiz causes a fight in your relationship causing you to not be able to have sex with your girl.

Girl: "Honey, if you could be any tree what would you be?"
Guy: "I don't know... an Oak tree I guess."
Girl: "Oh really? Well then acccoding to this quiz you're a fucking cheater!"
Guy: "Great, I just got fucking Cosmo Blocked."

by bigtimehotshot August 3, 2010

common dense

Referring extreme lack of common sense. Exact opposite of common sense.

man 1: dude, doesn't anyone have common sense anymore?

man 2: yo, everyone is inflicted with that common dense now n days.

also see: soulja boy

by dadumbdude March 30, 2012

cosmog

A Pokémon from the 7th generation of Game Freak's pokemon series. It is the first pre-evolution of a legendary to be introduced into the series and evolves into one of the legendaries. While obtainable in-game, it's fairly useless and serves as much purpose as a magikarp. Less, actually, as it only knows splash up until level 40, as opposed to magikarp's level 21.

"No wonder why Lillie was so helpless throughout the story, her Cosmog was less useful than a magikarp for most of the game.

by ZebananaPantz March 4, 2017

common courtesy reach around

Used when two gay guys have sex doggy style. The "top" guy gives the "bottom" guy pleasure by reaching round and masturbating the penis. Can be used by non gays to describe someone who has not done something that you would expect them to do due to "common courtesy".

Also, if someone is a tight arse.

Dan "That dude did not hold the door open for me"

Mike "Yeah - I bet he doesn't do the common courtesy reach around either"

by Slackmatt September 13, 2007

commondore

a commodore is a popular car family or work vehicle made by gmh/holden, it is is so common in some parts it is called in commondore. they come in sedan and station wagon versions and different colours. as they are quite common they are quite boring. as they are large they also consume too much petrol and gas. some people in australia buy them because they are cheap, want to support an Australian made car?, believe big cars are safe, believe they need a big car to tow a caravan etc (they actually only do this about once per year). as they are so common it is easy to find parts for them which just increases their annoying commonness.

jay: where should take this cupboard to?
bob: its the white commondore to the left.

by iamalavalamp July 2, 2009

Cosmin Toke

The best way of smoking a joint.
Step 1- take a toke and inhale
Step 2- Exhale slowly into your mouth
Step 3- Push the smoke out of ur mouth with your tongue while simultaneously breathing in through your nose.
Step 4- repeat until all smoke is gone

Guy 1 "aww man I have barely any weed, i dont even know if i can get high off this"
Guy 2 "you can get high off any amount man, just Cosmin toke it"
Guy 1 "oh shit ur right"

by Cosmintoker September 21, 2011