Contentment

Resting in who you are, who you have, and what you have.

To have contentment is to be comfortable with the world.

by WhatYouThinkVWhatYouKnow June 21, 2013

Contestard

Person on a game show that cannot figure out the answer to the question, regardless of how obvious it is to the at-home viewer.

That person on Wheel of Fortune last night was a real Contestard!

by Tara P. November 18, 2003

contour soda

A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!

Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'

...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.

by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006

Control stick actuator

A highly technical term for "pilot" on modern aircraft which essentially fly themselves.

Pilot: "That last flight was pretty rough, I think there's an issue with the flight controls."
Crew Chief (mechanic): "Probably a bad control stick actuator."

by Chicago Trev July 26, 2009

CONTRADICTOR

epal sa usapang lasing; laging nangongontra nakaka bad vibes; possibleng nasasapak lagi sa inuman or pinapauwi nalang.

(A person who always interrupts drunken conversations; someone who always contradicts people and causes bad vibes; person who possibly always gets socked in drinking sessions and gets asked to go home instead of getting their ass kicked)

I sometimes am guilty of being a contradictor.

by HHHELLBOY2 October 19, 2009

Contractionitis

The inability to use contractions, often making the person sound long winded due to the over emphasizing of mundane points.

Brad can not, will not, and does not use contractions due to a severe case of contractionitis.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Continental Grip

Grip predominately used by gay male partners to simultaneously jack each other off with minimal fatigue.

Larry took hold of Gene's penis with a gentle, but unyielding continental grip as he gazed into his eyes.

by OhBillyBillyBilly November 10, 2014