contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Contact Game

Game that is almost exactly the same as the safety game, but instead "contact" is said and the game is played by soldiers.

*Soldier 1 releases flatulence*
Soldier 1 — Contact!
Soldier 2 — Aww, now I can't hit you due to the rules of the Contact Game.

by UrbanCorps November 29, 2010

Constant Commentor

Someone who feels the need to comment or click the "like" button on every status, photo, update, etc. on facebook

I was looking at Kayla's facebook page and I saw that Jim was being a constant commentor on everything she does!

by mitchalicious June 15, 2011

Constantnopole

What you call your woman when she always says no to your cock (pole).

The past few weeks my wife has been a constantnopole and has left me jerking off every night.

by Frank Palace January 8, 2012

Constantpation

When you always feel like you wish you could poop but cannot.

I think I need to add some fiber to my diet. Every day I have Constantpation. constipationblocked up

by SteelerPP August 10, 2015

Contact Cancer

Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.

Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.

by Vintoriak September 13, 2016

Constantin

He is quite a crazy , but still a great guy . He often is quite rejective over girls , but treats them with respect . He jokes around with girls a lot and many girls cuddle with him , even though he won't take it serious .

--Constantin , you're such a good cuddler !

--Yeah , yeah .

by SkatterGurl March 9, 2017