condoleeza rice

Widely regarded as the most talented member of the current administration, and two heartbeats away from the presidency. However, her lasting legacy as Secretary of State will undoubtedly be that she went shopping for Manolo Blahnik shoes while Hurricane Katrina destroyed New Orleans---an act of singular callousness that eclipses Janet Reno's treatment of Waco, and the Elian Gonzalez affair.

Condoleeza rice may be the smartest person in any room, but her compassion and judgement are the objective correlative of W and the neocons!

by Oakkymon July 15, 2007

Condoleezma

Condoleezma - noun

A caucasian male dressed in drag - usually overweight - imitating Dr. Condoleezza Rice and all of her accomplishments. Imitations include political farce and racial humor.

Guy 1 - Dude, why are you dressed like a fatass black girl?
Guy 2 - I've gotta go do my Condoleezma.

by Cuspid May 30, 2009

consolee

Nice kind and very antisocial but can always be there if you need them and they can Cheer you up when you feel sad.

Consolee is a very Generous person and kind person and an amazing person and also nice person

by anonymous November 22, 2021

ConsoleX

Synonym for something big, colossal, so big that you can barely see it from a kilometer away

Everything is consolexer in texas

Bro you're so consolexous...

by Mark the fat kid's biggest fan June 11, 2023

Conhole

A conservative that is willing to tank the country rather than compromise their demagoguery.

Those House of Representative conholes would let this country go under before they would vote for a compromise bill.

by UTJIM July 26, 2011

consolation wank

Masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have sex with someone. May be called a "consolation fap" by someone born after 1990.

We went back to her place and I thought this was the night, but she said she wasn't ready so I settled for a consolation wank after she fell asleep.

by ghostofshoegazer February 12, 2014

Consolihate

Combining your hatred of two things into one.

Seahawks Fan: Former Oregon coach now coaching the 49ers? It's like I don't have to multitask my hate any more.

2nd Fan: Way to consolihate that shit, bro.

by MINDGASM April 26, 2016