Cumpanionship

The feeling of companionship you get from a cum stain left by a sex partner on the bedsheet near your pillow. Without it, you would feel lonely sleeping by yourself.

I enjoy the cumpanionship of the big crusty cum stain left by the hot guy I hooked up with last week. I may not wash my sheets for a while because I don't have a boyfriend and don't want to lose my cumpanion.

by Velvet Tongue January 3, 2026

communion shot

This sacrilegious shot is a close cousin of the ladder shot.

Do a shot of red wine and chase it with a piece of bread.

Would Jesus do the Communion Shot? I believe so.

by SieveGee October 19, 2008

Clampanion

1. a female companion; a term used to categorize a female friend with an abiguous characterization of sexual orientation.

2. a term used to describe a homosexual companion, while remaining free of commitment.

Trisha prefers to have several clampanion's instead of a serious commited girlfriend.

"Dude, did you see those clampanion's over there?"
"Yes, they're rinickulous"

by chucklesmenow April 21, 2010

Communion Circuit

A workout done inside a chapel by Catholic priests. This was first done by SFC. Fr. Roger Stainglass when he's preaching a sermon. It mostly consists of three exercises called "God Squats", "Lord Lunges", and "Jehovah Jacks". Usually they are done in three or four rounds in quick succession. A circuit of this always ends by kneeling on the prayer bench and saying one Hail Mary before the next circuit begins. Stainy does this in the mornings before the early service. So if you want a religious workout that will really perk you, try a Communion Circuit - it can't hurt you! Stainy Stainglass said so!

Stainy: Hey Bryant, you feel like some exercise? Let's do our Communion Circuit. I need some stretches.

Bryant: Sure! Gotta have those warm up exercises now. I love these!

Stainy: Okay! First one, lets do some God Squats. (he stands in front of the prayer bench and squats down) Easy. Now hold it too long. Just stand there until it starts to burn.

Bryant: Wow! Good one. What's next?

Stainy: Next up is the Lord Lunge. You know how we priests kneel on one knee? You do that and then you quickly stand up again. That's the second part of a Communion Circuit. (he does a Lord Lunge to show Bryant)

Bryant: What's the third part?

Stainy: The Jehovah Jack. You jump up on top of the prayer bench and you do a couple of jumping jacks. Then you jump down and pray a Hail Mary. And then the circuit starts all over again. Great workout, huh?

Bryant: Yes, but after you do it is there a stretch that you do?

Stainy: Sure it is. The Saintly Stretches. Here, hold my hand. How, stretch all the way up into the sky. There sweetie. That's it. Communion Circuits rock, don't they?

Bryant: They sure do! They wake you up. I love doing these. They're better than Knee Mail!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011

Pompanion

a friend, acquaintance or co-worker with whom a person regularly has sex (pomp) without the expectation of a romantic relationship.

Ria and Corné quickly became pompanions after broek-stooting on the dancefloor, at a company event.

by broekies June 25, 2016

compaction

The process by which Sediments one pressed together under their own wieght

the compaction in science

by gamersd May 16, 2016

Campaniana

Booty Booty and booty. Body unique booty on fleek. Not to bad in the bed either if you know what I mean.She's basically Beyonce with bigger boobs.She invented sex

Campaniana is bomb

by Curlyheaddrippy April 9, 2017