Comey

A person who is indecisive. Someone who flip flops back and forth to the point of absurdity.

Dude, quit pulling a Comey on me!!. Make up your damn mind already.

by jas340 May 9, 2017

Compy 386

Strong bads new computer...he got it after his vacation cuz his other computer broke

by John Fru November 2, 2003

Comey

when you're so depressed you're convinced everybody hates you and you're doing everything wrong

FBI Director Comey is himself, worthless.

by anonymous May 9, 2017

Comcasm

An intense, lengthy period of incompetence. Stemming from Comcast Cable Corp.'s awesome ability to blow balls and have 15-20% downtime. Comcast offers a shitty service that works at it's advertised speed around 30-40% of the time, despite their recent price increases. Fuck Comcast.

"Dude my modem had a Comcasm and my internet was out for 3 days."

by comcastblows December 25, 2008

commy comm

a communist from of communication

Man why are we using Signal text messenger, it's a commy comm!

by notamarxist February 21, 2018

Comcast

Hell' s basement

Comcast fucking sucks

by United Fed October 6, 2018

Comfy Shimmy

When you get into bed, and it is so outrageously comfortable that you cant help but do a little celebration wiggle.

The new mattress and blanket combination will make you do the comfy shimmy.

by Mack Danger Daddy July 24, 2019