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Here comes the neighborhood

It's what you say when you see an advertisement for a new development in a part of town that was once cool (see:low rent, dangerous, fun) and you get the hint of dread upon imagining the hoard of NPC yuppies from out of state that will inevitably fill up at least 60% of these polished turd-houses/shit-buildings. ....And all the new traffic that goes along with having several hundred new residents all trying to come and go from the area during certain times of day, in a place without the proper infrastructure to facilitate it.
Someone asks "did you see what they're gonna build down on Gay St?"

You respond (usually prefaced with a sigh that borders on a groan) "Yup. Shame... Here comes the neighborhood"
by Dr Plop May 14, 2024
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Genesis Cores

noun The recursive seed-forge at the center of Gen-Alphics. Not a black hole. Not a particle. The origin engine that compresses all matter, energy, and information into blueprint logic. It doesn’t destroy — it encodes.
Genesis Cores and black holes are one in the same.
by Erik Gossett October 25, 2025
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RECURSIVE COMPRESSION THEORY

A theory that says reality from matter to minds to memes evolves through repeated cycles of compression. Each layer condenses the previous one, creating shortcuts, symbols, and versions of versions. Consciousness shows up when something can compress itself while modeling the world.
“TikTok shows the recursive compression theory in action: a 10-minute idea crushed into 20 seconds that spawns another remix that spawns another trend.”
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It All Comes Down To Dick

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.
Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
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Laughing...but no sound comes out

When your laughing so hard, so no sound comes out and you just sit there laughing like a retarded seal
Laughing...but no sound comes out
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the number that comes before 70

What is the number that comes before 70?
by Mr. Vivi January 31, 2020
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McKenzie/Mackenzie cores

Likes every color, doesn’t like pop culture, hates school, loves playing
The McKenziecore decidied to be playing with purple toys today, McKenzie core. Your name is probably McKenzie, or Mackenzie. You just wanted to join the NAME-CORE trend. Definition: McKenzie/Mackenzie cores has a playful spirit, and has passionate feeling for loved ones, they are very sensitive.
by Kz M January 11, 2022
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