Celts

Nickname for the Boston Celtics

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

COLOSTOMY FELCHING

Felching, but throgh a colostomy

Sarah's husband was not overly fond of colostomy felching her when her bag was full.

by Captain Keeser December 20, 2002

Colostomizing

A terrible, yet funny situation.

Chris: Dude I just sneezed vodka through my nose after I took a pull off the bottle

Kevin: Damn dude, thats Colostomizing!

by Loaded_Chris January 25, 2009

colostomy bag

Another word for a douchebag who doesn't do anything at work except play on myspace, and who likes to hang with little girls 10 years younger. What a sicko!

I always thought Jared was a douchebag until I started working with him. That's when I found out what a huge colostomy bag he was, and how much he loved the teenage girls.

by RunnyDiarrhea December 16, 2007

Celts

To sweat during a DoDs match..
Celts Refer to: Fat and Black as Fuck

Celts was sweating profusely during the wednesday night DoDs match.

Celts sweated too much into a rage coma after a wednesday night of DoDs.

Sloppy is acting a celts using corny pickup lines on young teens. preferably 13 with braces.

by Celts April 29, 2011

Trench Coats

the thing that school shooters and Eugenes wear

me:runnn!

Eugene: whats wrong im just wearing my good old Trench Coat

police officer:tackle him

Eugene:whyyy!!??

Officer:everyone knows that school shooters wears trench coats

by i dont know a name to use May 8, 2017

clots

(noun): red spots (and streaks) left on your penis after you have penetration (vaginal) sex with a female who is having her period.

After several dates and several excuses Ruth finally gave in and let me mount her when she had her period. She figured it was safe, that she couldn't get pregnant then.

by J.R. J. February 26, 2004