Dating a girl named "Stacia," but obviously using her as a coverup so he can get away with flirting with guys "as a joke."
"Colton we know you like men ."
by TheStupendousOne June 04, 2022
by ThatBitch110% November 23, 2021
A guy who loves the 80s and is probably nicknamed shaggy, who cant tell when or why people like him and cant see the point in trying to make friends. Despite this hes very loving and doesn't enjoy being dumped. loves bowling and has a huge dick but to ugly to get to use it
by shaggypilgrim January 29, 2019
by Professor Ballfart March 02, 2023
A guy who may seem weird but who has the most amazing personality. He is very magnetic and you feel drawn to him. Even though he doesn't feel anything for you, he's still extremely kind and caring. He has the most beautiful facial features that you can't resist staring at.
by Just a hopeless romantic January 31, 2022
A Colton is a ladies-man. A Colton is an asshole. A Colton will get mad if you spell it as Colten. He has hair like a Pomeranian.
by Animae5life_webkinz.comm May 25, 2018