Colonel_Failure

A person/player that plays various cosmic servers. Cries when he loses ks sets met pets and or sky/prisons sets.

Hey look he burned a K.S set to a cell guard, what a Colonel_Failure

by pu55ysl4y3r69 October 22, 2020

Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

by steroidSteve December 6, 2020

colsonests

a girl who has a god complex and isn't welcome on EST twitter, don't forget that she invented the color pink and literally owns every single picture of colson.

1: wait, who invented the color pink?
2: it's colsonests duh

by cactuspie January 23, 2021

Colonel Autumn

Someone who is loved dearly by some random girl he met on discord one day. November 3rd happened to be the first time they talked in a dm before. Pretty cool eh? I'd say it is. Considering I'm the girl he met haha.

@Colonel Autumn hey idiot i love you <333

by loveydoveym6no June 2, 2021

colonel of truth

What a falsely/unfairly-accused serviceman hopes will be presented at his court-martial.

In da famous movie "A Few Good Men", it was very difficult for da leading man to extract da vital "colonel of truth" from da obstinate and self-aggrandizing top-brass military figure played by Jack Nicholson.

by QuacksO June 4, 2021

ColonelFPS

• ColonelFPS is of aggressive gaming heritage (watch out).

• Colonel is a high rank in the military rank.

• Lurks in the shadows, you never see it coming!

• A ColonelFPS is often found Discord pro-efficient.

• Loves to use Ace 23 to destroy noobs

• Zouzou’s way too much in BF4

• WATCH OUT! Rage quitting is notorious when a noob LMG camper somehow beams from some damn corner.

• Colonel = Army crap
• FPS = First Person Shooter game

ColonelFPS literally sweats over a controller, while only playing Locker, thinking a 1 KD is good.

by ColonelFPS April 21, 2022

Colonel Lyon

The J.R.O.T.C instructor For the Bangor Battalion, (also known as the Ram Battalion) is an incredible role model, and Probably the best teacher in the school

Hey yo, is that Colonel Lyon

by JROTC CADET 6969/420 September 11, 2022