Klan*daks
1.) Pertaining to any action, item, person, or thing that makes you feel like you should release your bowels.
-ed, past tense
2.) Having released your bowels due to any action, item, person, or thing.
1.) Pertaining to any action, item, person, or thing that makes you feel like you should release your bowels.
-ed, past tense
2.) Having released your bowels due to any action, item, person, or thing.
I'm sure eating that taco will make me clandax.
Man, smoking that cigarette was really clandaxing, I'll be right back....
That lady told me so much nonsense that I most definitely clandaxed...
Man, smoking that cigarette was really clandaxing, I'll be right back....
That lady told me so much nonsense that I most definitely clandaxed...
by ELS_SS March 9, 2011
Get the Clandax mug.Personal or situational negative quality in which something or someone gives off the feeling of falsehood.
"Even from first glance, the politician had the clang of the rusty bell about him."
"So - my new boyfriend - do you like him?"
"Errr...how can I say this without hurting your feelings? No."
"What!? Why not?"
"I dunno... he's just... there's the clang of the rusty bell about him."
"...Oh."
"Even as the clang of the rusty bell reverberated in his ears, Arnold managed to convince the policeman that he had been nowhere near the scene of the incident at the time."
"So - my new boyfriend - do you like him?"
"Errr...how can I say this without hurting your feelings? No."
"What!? Why not?"
"I dunno... he's just... there's the clang of the rusty bell about him."
"...Oh."
"Even as the clang of the rusty bell reverberated in his ears, Arnold managed to convince the policeman that he had been nowhere near the scene of the incident at the time."
by skairkroh October 16, 2011
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Why does anon keep making terrible your mom jokes?
He does it on purpose to troll, he is clandoning.
He does it on purpose to troll, he is clandoning.
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Get the clanging mug.You have legitimate cause to be angry, but turn that frown upside down. Try to be CLANGRY. Use your passion to Connect, Learn, be Active, Notice and Give back.
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