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Cafloop

The sound that is made when you drop a bag of shit on the grass.
When I dropped the dog shit on to the ground all I heard was cafloop
by DuckLucker22 November 1, 2018
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Cologne Turd

Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.
Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”
by Ole Ric November 2, 2018
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collongitudinal

The "ninety-degree cousin" to "collateral", this term refers to the promise of intimacy (i.e., a "longitudinal" bodily-position) to someone in case you are unable to pay back a loan that you're asking him for.
One should always be wary of an offer of collongitudinal, since there is no guarantee that da gal will indeed "deliver da goods" if da time comes for said submission, any more than she can truly guarantee that she will pay back da loan, either.
by QuacksO December 10, 2018
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Coloccinni

Fabricio Coloccinni - what a guy, his luscious brown locks are guaranteed to win your heart over but wait till you see what he can do with a ball
The famous Coloccinni Song:
Ooooh Coloccinni

You are the love of my life, Oh Coloccinni

I’d let you shag my wife, oh Coloccinni

I want curly hair tooooo
by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019
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Cologne Clique

The part of the Clique, that has weekly clique meetups in the German city Cologne. They are superior.
by joshdunswhore July 21, 2019
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Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.
Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019
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collobberation

A joint effort to pummel someone.
Da Three Stooges sure had a lotta collobberation throughout their various escapades.
by QuacksO February 22, 2020
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