cockshocking

to get arosed by object or person

1.WOW! she cockshocking!
2.That give me a cockshock!

by himynameisdillion May 21, 2009

Cockstock

the act of leading on muliple males in order to build up a dating "safety net."

Celestine has been cockstocking all of those guys because she's worried she won't get Mateo.

Friend 1: Becky is totally cockstocking you! She really wants Hamilton!

Ben: It's cool. I'm bisexual so my dating pool is still very large.

by AddHamilton December 23, 2011

Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

cockblocker

1. a female/male that prevents someone from getting sex.
2. someone who blocks the cock.
3. Luana

Luanaaa Ribeiro

"Daaamn look at Luana shes a hardcore cockblocker!"

by carolbitchh July 25, 2007

Cockblock

when a bitch friend come in between and your lady friend when your trying to have a romantic moment

Damn man, Mehrab cockblocked me when i was trying to get my mack on with Danielle.

by lolthewhitekidfromthe818 November 6, 2010

Cockblockalypse Now

Getting cock blocked by a film enthusiast at the cinema

*About to pull your date*

"Continuing on, I really think Martin Sheen's shoe choice is quite significant and the background is... "

"Hey dude, stop talking about Francis Ford Coppola films. Go audition for cockblockalypse now, you'll get the part for sure asshol'"

*The End*

by (blow)jobby November 6, 2011

Cockblock

The true identity of a fictional character that likes to go by the name of Asia Argento in a light novel/anime series known as Highschool DxD

“Do you want to attack me?”

Buchou spoke as if she had seen through my heart. As usual it seemed like my thoughts were easy to read.

“If Cockblock wasn't here, I may have been attacked… seems like during our time alone…”

by Wubbadu June 7, 2016