1) When A Girl/Guy uses their grandmother to avoid any potential romantic advances
2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother
2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother
1::
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother
Orlando: Dude major grandma
2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear
Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother
Orlando: Dude major grandma
2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear
Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it
by Shapreston July 22, 2010
Get the Grandma Cockblockmug. Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.
Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"
by P3RV-E November 13, 2014
Get the colombian cockblockmug. by K.okay December 10, 2017
Get the Cockblockmug. by gorl1829 July 3, 2022
Get the cockblockmug. A cockblocker is a person who prevented his/her male friend from having sex by being really annoying or interupting the couple. Being a cockblocker might ruin your friendship by quite a bit, unless it's your best pal that might forgive you after a couple of days.
"Hey, what the hell was that for?!"
"What do you mean?"
"You god damn cockblocker, you ruined it all."
"What do you mean?"
"You god damn cockblocker, you ruined it all."
by CoffeeGoSlurp September 21, 2021
Get the Cockblockermug. when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible
examples are
financial situation
living situation
disability
appearance
examples are
financial situation
living situation
disability
appearance
Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
by eythorh92 October 31, 2020
Get the cockblocked by circumstancemug. Bro why u cockblocking me.
by Funnyniga October 20, 2019
Get the Cockblockmug.