cockalocka

When a man blows a load up into the vaginal cavity so hard that it sticks to the back of the uterus, and doesn't get expoliated until menstration.

Amanda: Dude, i cockalocka'd in Mary's vagina on a scary mountain last night.
Courtney: She will be feeling that when its her time of the month.
Amanda: I hope so. shes a fucking skank

by sanfron and juanita April 13, 2009

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H&R COCKBLOCK

A sevice provided by someone to prevent from being cockblocked

I almost lost Sally, luckily i had H&R COCKBLOCK.

by chriswebz October 13, 2010

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Clockblock

When someone is late for an event that is already planned

Guy 1 - "Bro, where the fuck is Dan? We gotta go now, or we'll miss the fight."
Guy 2 - "I don't know, but he better not clockblock us..."
Guy 3 - "I'll kick his ass."

by 97NoRtHsTaR December 13, 2009

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Cackalacky

it is a premium hot sauce born and raised in Chapel Hill North Carolina-the best there ever was.

www.cackalacky.com

" I sure love my Cackalacky hot sauce!"

by hilary j pritzlaff February 28, 2004

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cockblocker

Someone who blocks the shot of someone other than themselves getting sex.

Im trying to get with boy for the night and my girl is being a cockblocker by calling me every minute on the hour.

by HoneybrwnDyme January 12, 2003

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The act when a girl you are interested in calls on your friend to join during a date with the sole intention of using him as a cock block.

This turns the 'date' into a 'friends hanging out' scenario.

Bobby: Hey Sarah, you wanna grab a pizza tonight?
Sarah: Sure! hey John (bobbys friend), you wanna come grab a pizza with me and bobby?
John: Sure!
*reverse cockblock*

by benbjamin February 13, 2009

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cockblockjutsu

A cock blocker who is so good at cock blocking that it seems he practices cock blocking like a martial artist studies a martial art.

me: The cockblockjutsu flows through this party like crazy.
bro:What do you mean bro?
me: I have been cockblocked at least 10 times since we got here. I think allot of the bros here are cockblockjutsu specialists.

by Pi-nut January 19, 2017

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