Squat Cobbler

A Squat Cobbler also known in some areas as a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.

The squat cobbler loved having his picture taken while dressed as a baby.

by Sal T Penuz June 27, 2016

Impeach cobbler

Delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. Only "45" calories, and comes with printed warning " could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards".

At the Red Hen restaurant:

Customer: "What's good for dessert?"

Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"

Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."

Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018

Cosby Cobbler

Related to dropping the cosby kids off at the pool, this is a noun referring to a nasty diarrhea-like shit. Imagine a peach cobbler dessert that is brown.

Dude, what the heck is that horrible smell in the bathroom?
- It's the batch of Cosby Cobbler I just whipped up!

by LouDawg August 30, 2006

Cobblehurst

A sub-division of a neighborhood in Northern California mostly inhabited by deviants and miscreants. The area is paticular well known for obnoxiously loud barking dogs, couches left in the street, gangs of teenage holigans and overall drunken buffonery.

Did you hear about the shit that went down in Cobblehurst last night?

by Micro-man December 25, 2016

butt cobbler

a creature that comes from the corn fields in the midddle of the night to steal your underwear and cobble your butt.

Justin- I'm going out in the yard!
Cindy- Watch out for the butt cobbler, its late ya know.

by corngobbler August 15, 2011

Crack Cobbler

Recipe is as follows: take one heaping serving of trouser chili and continue baking in your down-under oven until a crusty top layer forms while it remains moist and gooey below.

I was praying for a ghost shart, but when I was finally able to check I was horrified to discover that I had made some crack cobbler.

by Dave is Awesome February 23, 2019

COBbie

A drink, usually alcoholic, at close of business (COB) time. Most often enjoyed on a Friday at 5pm

It's cobbie time!
Hey, wanna grab a cobbie!?

by Jay Dizzle not Pizzle May 28, 2018