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clusterfuck

The only word / colloquialism left in the scope in the English language which can accurately describe the BP oil spill situation in the Gulf of Mexico.
A: Have you heard the latest on the oil spill? B: Yeah, what a clusterfuck that's turning out to be.
by Daggoth T. Rothri June 3, 2010
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Herpes Cluster

Usually (in females) herpes forms on the outside of the vagina, but in some cases (hookers and or prostitutes) it can form a cluster on the inside of the vagina.
"Man, remember that hooker you got for me for my birthday? Well while I was eating starbursts out of her fun place, I accidentally ate a Herpes Cluster. Now I have a mad rash everywhere!"
by easylovedonna February 10, 2009
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cunt cluster

a group (usually two or more) of man utd fans waiting outside the ground to enter
look at that cunt cluster over there,let's go beat their spotty fuckin faces off.......
by dave November 25, 2004
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cluster fudge

The G-rated version of Cluster Fuck. Not to be confused with Fudge Cluster, which is what stays on your ass if you don't wipe well.
Teenager: "Thanks mom, now my whole day is one big cluster fudge!"

Mom: "Well then maybe you need to start wiping a little better when you're done."
by joe307 March 13, 2010
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globular cluster

a conglomeration of pebble turds not fully compressed into the classic dirigible shape, but rather more resembling a chocolate peanut cluster.
The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.
by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006
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cluster-fuck

a huuuuuuuuuuuuge mess of a situation
your such a cluster-fuck! (say full of rage)
by Da Monkey 716 August 20, 2009
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Clusterphobic

The point and time when a situation becomes "Too Much". The breaking point where you feel like you must get out now, or you might start to panic. Similar to claustraphobia, however it usually involves a Cluster-Fuck situation.
Girl we are about to have to go right now. I'm about to get clusterphobic.
by ATLFINEPEACH January 19, 2008
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