This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the anus).
The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.
The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females anus. If possible female farts to mix the brew, if not it is also OK. The loser then must take a shrimp and scoop out and eat as much as possible. If loser is allergic to shrimp, then substitute with another protein or vegetable.
by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022
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A person (male or female) who won't stop building themselves up. To inflate their ego so high, people around can't help but get a pin.
Hey man! I'm the best at meeting (men or women). James bond or Heidi Fleiss has nothing on me. I can talk the stink out of a skunk.
"You're just a cocktalker, so just shut-up"!!
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by tedshado July 15, 2010
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Joe: Man, that cunt Abby just slapped you in the face dude..
Chris: I know man......You thinking what I'm thinkng?
Both: Cocktail Party!!!
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Both: Cocktail Party!!!
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"We should throw a molotov cocktail on the road."-Chris
"I thought it was called a "mazal tav cocktail"-Pete
"No, a Mazal Tav Cocktail is like a molotov cocktail, except aimed at a palestinian."-Phil
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Target the loudest most obnoxious member of the party.
Jim, 'Hey Joe, do you think Jack is due for a Shitty Cocktail?'
Joe, 'Long overdue, lets give one to him.'
Jim, 'After it kicks in lets glue his fingers to his nipples.'
Joe, 'Already have the glue ready.'
Jim, 'Hey Joe, do you think Jack is due for a Shitty Cocktail?'
Joe, 'Long overdue, lets give one to him.'
Jim, 'After it kicks in lets glue his fingers to his nipples.'
Joe, 'Already have the glue ready.'
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