clamp stamp

Clamp stamp: The female equivalant of Teabagging.

aka a vagina snorkle.

I was teabagging her she clamp stamped me.

by Isabella the Great October 2, 2013

bitty chimp

One who goes through guys like a chimp goes through bananas. A bitty chimp has no ill regard for anyone's feelings and will do whatever it takes to, in a metaphorical stand point, climb the man tree.

Jenny: That dumb slut is such a bitty chimp.
Missy: I know, all she does is fuck mad guys. Like, EW.

by littlebaz328 September 21, 2009

Chimp faggot

A male right winger. Typically hangs out on 4chan whining about the left making them feel oppressed while engaging in conspiracy about jews, non-whites and women. They want to return society back to the dark ages, use the term Deus Vault frequently and jack off to Ayn Rand novels. Pissing and moaning about how they would be the next John Galt if it wasn't for jews, communists and marxists.

Right wing chimp faggots are human cancer.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago November 5, 2019

chimpo

Short males, with ever-changing hair colors. Frequently use high pitched voices when excited. Often seen driving turbo-charged Chrysler products.

These specimens are frequently named "john" or "johnny"

Dude, did you see that chimpo running around the backyard in just his boxers and cop glasses?

by Chett Chambers January 1, 2008

Chimple

i) A pimple which forms on the Chin which is red and sore when popped.

ii) A word used on twitter to express something which cannot be explained by words that easily.

ii) too early in the morning! Chimple

ii) Wait I go away for 5 mins and people forget to Chimple ..?

by N7_Steph June 28, 2011

bare arse clamp

The act of clamping your naked arse cheeks on a sleeping friend or strangers nose, in order to fart up their nose hole to achieve maximum devestation.

Last night lord spiffington crept into my chambers bollock naked and bare arse clamped me while i slumbered. he had a wicked case of firehole after the madras we had that evening leaving me looking like a burns victim.

by i shag jaimie March 5, 2010

chimping

The act of gaining sexual pleasure by throwing ones excrement at ones sexual partner, like chimps in the zoo

did a spot of chimping last night and spent all this morning with rubber gloves and domestos cleaning up , it was worth it though

by sickasapeanut June 28, 2007