clay'd 

Used when someone is attempting to improve something of a technological nature, then fucks it up. Royally.

Dude, you just Clay'd the script!

clay'd by madgrad January 24, 2003

clay court 

person with blonde hair and red pubes

Fidel didn't know that when he depanced Miguel that he had a clay court. Boy Miguel was embarrased.

clay court by Spanish 2 May 14, 2006

clay hands 

When a girl masturbates during her period, gets it all over her hands, and lets it dry up (giving the apperance of red clay).

Yo, Andrew's cousin had the nastiest clay hands the other day, that chick has a real heavy flow.

clay hands by Shes deec April 6, 2008

clay critchfield 

the type of guy to instantly let his girlfriend turn him into her bitch and keep a leash on him

Guy: That guy is so whipped, lol.
His Friend: Yeah, he's such a Clay Critchfield

clay critchfield by Indian Lover November 30, 2016

Clay Davis 

A character from HBO's "The Wire", Clay Davis is a shady state senator, who's favorite saying was shit pronounced sheeeeeeiiiiiiittttttttt! So instead of swearing out right with shit, just say Clay Davis. Another variation to it is a combination of shit and motherfucker: clay muthafuckin' davis!

Question: Hey man can I borrow $500 dollars?
Your answer: Clay Davis!
Question: Let me take your new Xbox 360 to the crib and test it out?
Your answer:Clay "muthafuckin" Davis!

Clay Davis by Bboyjr December 14, 2008

Clay Pigeons 

At least one hour after anal sex when going to the bathroom clay pigeons are the pieces of crap stuck in your dick coming out with little enjoyment from your partner!!

After having sexual madness with the Weather lady Sheri last night, I Wess Wade sure shot the bottom of the toilet with a few clay pigeons!!

Clay Pigeons by Wess Wade June 14, 2018

Clay aching 

The clay aching is a cop-wap manuver where the male proceeds to smack a hoe in the face with his large erect wang... therefore leaving his clay (and her face) aching

"Dude, your moms a hoe"
"dude, no she isnt"
"C'mon man, i have her a clay achin last night, and she liked it"
"oh shit, my mom really is a hoe"

Clay aching by Jimt September 16, 2004