Being in a state of such utter intoxication, that you are a mere heartbeat away from overdosing. Usually involves complete unresponsiveness, lazy eyes and/or extreme nodding out.
A: "check out travis over there!"
B: "i know! he's clarking hard and he spilled bong water all over!"
B: "i know! he's clarking hard and he spilled bong water all over!"
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Get the CLARKING mug.having sex with a woman and her daughters (named after former British member of parliament Alan Clark who revealed that he had slept with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African judge, and both of their daughters)
by British booty May 5, 2011
Get the clarking mug.A colloquialism for shiting. Mostly used in Australia among depraved rugby players who have an overly comfortable relationship with their own faeces.
by Daniel82 October 28, 2018
Get the Claying mug.A reed woodwind instrument. Probably the most annoying instrument of all time, especially when not played correctly. Just give up, clarinet players and go play trumpet.
At last year's band concert, the clarinets squeaked so bad their solo of "When the Saints Go Marching In" was an unrecognizable chorus of squeaks and extremely low notes.
by Mieself April 8, 2014
Get the clarinet mug.When a beer pong player accidentally swats a beer cup on the ground during a game of beer pong. Named after Clark who sent a cup flying 5 feet, hence the name clarking.
Why did he swat the cup on the ground during game, the ball wasn't even close! Also why is he dressed like a toe? Now that is clarking!
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1. a very deep state of mind in which one is troubled, worried, anxious, or concerned for another: He felt smothered from such caringfulness shown by his mother.
2. close protection; guarding: The child felt safe under the caringfulness of his great friend.
-verb (caringfulness-ing)
1. To greatly support another; The nurse's caringfulness-ing showed made her patient think she'd do anything for him.
1. a very deep state of mind in which one is troubled, worried, anxious, or concerned for another: He felt smothered from such caringfulness shown by his mother.
2. close protection; guarding: The child felt safe under the caringfulness of his great friend.
-verb (caringfulness-ing)
1. To greatly support another; The nurse's caringfulness-ing showed made her patient think she'd do anything for him.
1) He felt smothered from such caringfulness shown by his mother.
2) The child felt safe under the caringfulness of his great friend.
3) The nurse's caringfulness-ing showed made her patient think she'd do anything for him.
2) The child felt safe under the caringfulness of his great friend.
3) The nurse's caringfulness-ing showed made her patient think she'd do anything for him.
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