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Clapson

The use of a female nostrils as a vessel for hot/warm beverages/bodily fluids.
"hey love, lie down so i can clapson your face"
by ClapTrap July 25, 2012
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clamster

A Clamster is usually someone who uses an old flip phone. They tend to work as a shoe sales woman and are really good at it. Most of them enjoy to overindulge in alcohol to the point where they believe they are back in the ocean. They tend to use their huge rack to get male attention and get discounts wherever they go. Clamsters tend to be very sweet, quick witted, and always up for a good time! Life would not be complete without a Clamster!
Oh shit! Here comes the Clamster we need more beer! 🦀
Look at those huge knockers on that Clamster! Are they real?
by Dna75 March 10, 2017
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Clansexual

When someone belongs to more than one gaming clan and plays different games with the members.
Where is Manclad tonight ?

Oh he is playing Fifa with Gamerdads or GT5 with PSL but he is not with us ACOG tonight. He'll be on later with us in MW2 or BC2 no doubt.

He is so clansexual, he is such a clan whore.
by tlpn99 December 16, 2010
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clamslammer

clamslammer- slang for a penis.
after years of agony, Beverly realized she would never again have the enjoyment of a good clamslammer.
by steve and will February 14, 2008
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clag bag

sniff a line of cocaine off someones dick and then fuck them up the nostrils.
I just clag bagged that bitch!
Wanna clag bag instead?
by bonnnnayyyyyyy April 7, 2010
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prairie clams

Unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.

A delicious snack.
Garry Gopher noticed that Gordie Gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.

"Whazzup?" he asked.

"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.
by scodder May 19, 2010
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clag

According to Andrew Clavel "credit clag" are those assets that look like shit on your books, so you have to flush them into an SIV, and then when the public discovers your "credit clag", you have to wipe your ass clearly off the 'record books', and buy back your own shit at thirty cents on the dollar and then recycle it to the next fool!.

According to "the Penny King", "clag is anything put out by the Octodragon to give us the illusion of value. When banks run out of things to hold onto as collateral, including your own signature as a promise to repay, they have to begin inventing new illusions to use as collateral, like deeds to property that doesn't really have borders other than those illusory ones in the figments of the bankers and lawyers imaginations. Anyone that sells you anything for more than a penny is trading in 'clag', so said the Penny King in Los Angeles County on December 23rd, 2007.
From about 2000-2008 many investment banks purchase credit default protection from each other allowing them to get a lot of credit clag off the books allegedly in order to improve reported numbers for the period.

In 2008 under adverse default conditions the biggest banks with the worst net exposures all go bust, their sold protection is worthless and it triggers the collapse and disappearance of more than $50 trillion in illusory liquidity in the global financial markets.
by Gabor S. Acs January 10, 2008
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