Claptrap

A girl that has been passed around so much that she is 100% infested with chlamydia and aims to spread it.

Michael : yo did you hear about Stevie
Jonny : Nah what happened to him
Michael : He hooked up with Gabby she's a total Claptrap
Jonny : damn I hope he gets through it :(

by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts June 5, 2021

Eric Clapton

Guitar player who has gone from being called "God" by playing a bastardized form of the blues in garage bands (Yardbirds) and psychedelic hippie bands (Cream, Blues Breakers, Blind Faith, Derek and the Domino's), to a solo artist using the same ploy of playing the white man blues. Since his hey day in the mid 70s, he's cautiously made albums that cater to his fans, never venturing too far from his middle of the road style blues and mid tempo rock he started playing in the 70s. His fan base is primarily white guys who claim to like the blues, but only if played by 'guitar heroes' and would never venture to the south side of Chicago, or stray from Beale St in Memphis. They like their blues done beer commercial style.

Its questionable if any of his material from the last 25 years has any relevance musically, with the exception of "Tears In Heaven", a quiet, heartfelt song about the death of his toddler son. So called "die hard Clapton fans" hate this song of course, becuase it introduced Clapton to a middle of the road audience and was a big hit, oh, and because "it didn't rock, dude".

Frat boy in 1978, "Eric Clapton is the best blues player there is, man."

by Oh Welles September 7, 2006

clapathy

The knowledge a mass of people share which causes them to know when to stop clapping. Can sometimes malfunction and cause the clapping to never end.

.at the end of a political speech.
"Dude did you feel the clapathy between us?"
"Yea man, it was beautiful"

by Feege April 3, 2009

Clart

From the Jamaican Patois, the word Clart has many differing definitions.

However, it is mainly used to describe the rear end, or Ass.

To be Licked inna your Clart, is to receive a kick in the ass (or head)

In order to better understand the definition of Clart, it may be easier to think of the Clart as the essential nature of a person, possibly related to its connection with blood.

Hence, “Yuh dutty likkle bloodclart” is a highly insulting remark, aimed at the core of that persons character...
(And has nothing at all to do with questionable Welsh rappers)

“Yah go kiss mi Clart yuh likkle raas”

“Suck unno bloodclart”

by El Gato Mysterioso May 6, 2019

don the clart

When one is to pull up ones scarf/bandana over ones lower face to conceal identity before commiting a crime such as ABH or theift

origin: rhonnda valleys

quick bra don the clart the fuzz are coming

by Rob November 3, 2004

Clat

A fat chicks clit. Usually paired with a fupa.

Did you see that fat chick.
Yea, i bet she's got a nasty clat.

by Sharkcop June 4, 2011

clart

A clart happens when a woman is sitting down and farts. If her ass cheeks are compressed and the gas can't be released via the usual route, the fart is redirected forward across the crotch/clit. This does not happen to men because of the placement of their package. It also doesn't happen to thin women because of their lack of ass cheeks.

Gloria was surprised by a particularly violent clart rippling through her underwear.

by The Gangster of Math December 10, 2008