Christer

Someone who only goes to church on Christmas and Easter, normally people who grew up Christian and are guilt-tripped into attending on these special days by their parents, spouses, etc. The word combines 'Easter' and 'Christmas.'

Dude, we'd better get to church super early today or we won't get a seat-- all those stupid Christers keep taking them!

by Eva Kate February 24, 2007

Christen

Someone who likes to be a ruff ruff

That Christen over there is a ruff ruff, she must like to work with children

by ruffruffchris April 18, 2010

born again christen

person who renounces the current lifestyle they are living and becomes a christen. commonly happens to people whom have several near death experiences with drugs. very scary thing when it happens because someone is was usually very cool and hip suddenly become brain washed worshiper of a mythical being. they will never listen to reason and rarely return to the dark side.

they were really cool 80's rockers until their best friend died from a heroin overdose. now the have repented and become born again christens.

by bigposerhead February 8, 2005

christier

A person who makes plans with friends and then backs out at the last minute and makes excuses, or just doesn't show up.

You are such a christier!
We made plans to go out but you christied me!
Don't christy me!

by ChipotleGirl October 30, 2007

Carpet Christening

To be the first person to pee on a carpet in someone's toilet. generally in old peoples' houses.

Hey Gran i christened your carpet for you! Carpet Christening

by hi 5 !!!!! October 18, 2008

Christie

Christie is very pretty and gorgeous. She's like the smartest person you'll ever meet, especially in math and is very clueless at sometimes. She is the coolest person you'll ever meet because she's just so funny and down to earth.

Robert: Omgosh , you just make me laugh soo muchhh!

Christie: Ahhhaa, goood to know :)
Robert: What's your name?

Christie: Guess..
Robert: Is it..Christie?
Christie: How'd you know??
Robert: Because your gorgeous, clueless, funny and smart
Christie: awhh <3

by cantaloupe1234567 June 29, 2011

christensening

The act of being totally OCD, crazy, having a large head complete with a disproportionately small body, having a phobia of scraps of paper touch the floor, and having a personal vacuum cleaner to insure absolute Christensen level cleanliness perfection.

They were christensening it today. I didnt't know anyone actually ever christensened anything, I didn't think it was possible.

by Montana cowboy February 15, 2010