Chaids

Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.

I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrased him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids.

by JC1976 December 9, 2008

chid

A young skid. likely to be found sitting on downtown sidewalks.

-damn nigga, that eleventeen year old child you banged last night was whack...
-yeah man, she was a chid. I should have used a jimmy hat

by BigJamesJohnson December 7, 2003

Chaides

a very bad STD caused by licking dity grimy teeth! or by eating a banana's skin put in the vagina

chaides aids

by emonekey555 July 24, 2011

Chidget

A chidget is a particularly short chav, acquiring its name through the combination of the words 'Chav', and 'Midget'.
A chidget's behaviour matches quite accurately the behavious of a chav of a normal stature, however the shortness of the Chidget makes it's chavvy behaviour yet more humurous.
A chidgets voice is likely to be of a higher pitch, however, and it is said that in some remote locations in lower Birmingham, particularly small chidgets can actually communicate with dogs.

Person 1: Ah! Ow! I think my knees acting up!

Person 2: Nope, theres a chidget trying to happy slap you.

by WillLDT February 22, 2009

Chidder

To pretend to be annoyed with your child for the benfit of the parent of another child it has just upset, when in reality you think what just happened was hilarious and totally justified!

When I punished my child at the park today it was just chidder

by madlittlealien October 5, 2015

chaidan

Black dumb ass nigga witha a bitch ass sister

I am a black chaidan

by wefhyligwyuorwa May 22, 2018

chidinma

A term of offence to indicate blatant and uninhibited homosexuality - a black, hairy male, a sex slave for those superior to him (esp. white people)

"Stop being such a Chidinma!"
"Ow, I can't sit down, I got Chidinma'd too hard last night!"

by Barry Ryan November 1, 2003