champagne

Sparkling wine (achieved via means of a second fermintation) produced from grapes grown in a legally defined area of France.

See also champers, bubbly, cris, dom, moet, and salon.

I love to boast about my magnum of 1990 Salon - damn fine Champagne, la dee dah... etc ...

by Dan Fox September 10, 2003

Poppin Champagne

This phrase, refers to the common practice of the preconceived notion of sleeping with an easy girl, just to get your D wet. The girl that we all know: If you want to sleep with her, you can, but you probably don't even want to. Commonly referred to as "hoodrats" these girls are common slues that are easier to sleep with than a roofied chick.

"Hey Jensen, are you poppin champagne tonight?"
"Yeah dude, that Alicia girl on first floor I think."
"Watch out for her lobster pot!"

by Mr. McVey April 20, 2009

Chomper

The single greatest nickname in the world.

Wow, nice to meet you Chomper. Wanna touch my boob?

by blewnosewrite December 3, 2011

I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden

Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"

Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?

Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...

by jDogg April 18, 2005

Champagne Finish

When you have sex with someone and then piss over them afterwards.

Example 1

Person A: Dude i totally gave that girl a champagne finish.

Person B: DUUUUUDDDEEEE!

Example 2

Steven: Could i give you a chamagne finish

Rhiannon: Not until you give alex a copy of the cordite loop album

Steven: awwwwww

by El Sid March 3, 2007

chomping Wonka

eating excessive amounts of chocolate

"Look at that rather obese fellow"
"Yes, it appears he's been chomping Wonka"

by Oprah's vajayjay February 19, 2008

Chimpanzee Riding On a Segway

It's an amazingly genius creation by Parry Grip. It is popular for getting on people's nerves with it's repetetive chorus (which is basically the whole song.)

Person 1: #Chimpanzee riding on a segway....#

Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!

Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#

by Meh Heh Heh July 9, 2010