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Ki-Cedes

An automobile manufactured by Kia that has round headlights and a front grill that looks strangely similar to a Mercedes, but you know it's not. One of the coolest cars you can buy on a budget, cat.
Koontz: Hey Tom, did you see that sweet ride he just rolled up in?

Tom: I did, but that's just a Ki-Cedes. Still sweet, but not that sweet, cat.
by jimmythecat August 24, 2011
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Celery

Something you can wipe your ipod on but be careful its dangerous to your health if you dont mix it up with concrete!
WIPE YOUR IPOD ON MY CELERY!
by polocatfan November 22, 2010
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the celery dances at midnight

redundant answer to an obfuscated question
"What's the meaning of it all?"

"Does the celery not dance at midnight?"
by Arunabh Das March 6, 2005
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cede

give up authority (power or territory) to a government, group or person
When Matt became terminally ill, he had no choice but to cede control of his company to his daughter.
by blingblingicedout September 26, 2017
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cemere

cemere, you've got to see this.
by B July 14, 2003
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Ceberus

1. The name of a 3-headed dog in the underworld in greek myths.
2. A group of 3 friends who are crazily close.
1. Ceberus is so cool! That dawg pwned
2. They're such a ceberus. They have sleepovers every month!
by Al-Zee November 20, 2010
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Cedar Rapids

America's ugliest city. It is located in Iowa, on Interstate 380. Often referred to as the "City of Five Smells," it’s home to several chemical & feed plants that create a dense, putrid fog that surrounds the community.
The city is based along the Cedar River, and residential areas spread across the land with no development plan, confusing locals and the rare unfortunates who happen to stumble upon the eyesore in search of other venues across the state.
It is home to the largest population of Czechoslovakians (commonly known as "bohemies") in the US. This roaming band of simpletons has controlled the city for over a century, creating a city complete disregard for taste or sensibility, illegal houseboat colonies on the Cedar River, a practice of bulldozing half the community every 30 years in the name of "urban renewal," and a penchant for ineffective flood control which has caused the city to be nearly destroyed by several floods in the past.
In recent years, City officials have done everything possible to completely destroy any "identity" Cedars Rapids may have laid claim to by renaming the airport, referring to the area as "the Corridor", and re-naming nearly half the city as "The Czech Village."
A final note to those who may wish to see such a place of mythical tackiness, bad taste, and poor judgment - Beware- the city has installed speed and red-light cameras at nearly every intersection as a final "fuck you" to everyone wishing to flee the area as soon as possible.
Why does Waterloo have so many black people, and Cedar Rapids have so many Bohemies?? Because Waterloo got first pick.

What is that smell, I think I'm going to be sick!! Oh, it's just Cedar Rapids.
by Phillip H Menkin January 13, 2011
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