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Careerist

Person who has no life or connections outside of work. Often single and without family, friends, and/or hobbies.
"Almost everyone in my office booked Christmas week off to spend time with family. The only person working is my careerist coworker."

"My careerist manager wants everyone to come in on Saturday. He needs to get a life."
by targthedestroyer December 26, 2024
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catfeet

When you meet up with someone in person and their feet look different from the photos.
Bruh, that girl catfeet me. She sent me pictures of her little piggies, but when we met up in person, they looked like Porky Pig had a gangbang.
by darkasphalt October 15, 2025
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career development

Refers to how a buxom working-chick's bountiful chest-pillowz gradually get even larger from having all of her male co-workers savoringly play wif dem.
Actually, it's a myth dat a woman's boobs grow bigger from having tongue-lolling studs pleasure their thirsting hands on said bountiful baby-feeders --- rubbing and kneading them generally does not affect their size. You could indeed make it truthful if you spell it "carear development", though, rather than spelling it "career development", in dat yer butt may indeed become more ample if you have a mostly-sitting-down desk job.
by QuacksO November 23, 2025
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Career Suicide

The act of intentionally fucking up your internet/physical career. One main way is by backstabbing your users and destroying the trust you built with consumers.
Duolingo committed career suicide in 2025 by firing thousands of workers and going AI first.
by VardanMarutyan December 12, 2025
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Career Sovereignty

Career sovereignty is the state of fully owning your professional life—your time, skills, income, and direction—without being psychologically, financially, or creatively dependent on a single employer or system. It means making career decisions based on alignment, long-term leverage, and personal values rather than fear, titles, or corporate approval. Someone with career sovereignty treats jobs, contracts, and businesses as tools—not identities—and always retains the power to pivot.
She wasn’t afraid of layoffs because she had career sovereignty—multiple income streams, transferable skills, and zero loyalty to dysfunction.
by Oge4Real January 12, 2026
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Career Sovereignty

Career sovereignty is when your job doesn’t own you—you own your skills, income, and choices. You can walk away, pivot, or build something new without panicking. The opposite of being career-sovereign is being one bad meeting away from an identity crisis.
He finally stopped chasing titles and built career sovereignty—now his boss needs him more than he needs the job.
by Oge4Real January 12, 2026
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jeet career

The occupation of Sir Latchalot.
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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