A stupid black man with a fat ass babe and Carlo is a person who likes shoving dicks in his mouth and love sucking on women’s pussys and fucks himself to death and would be a great pornstar and lives raping young kids and also he’s a very fat Italian teenager
by Funman412 December 12, 2017
A Carlos is someone from Oregon that goes to Puerto Rico because he wants to be part of a college track team. It's half Mexican but looks kind of Chinese. A Carlos is a gentleman, someone sincere, trusting, unselfish, mature, optimistic, serious, realistic, playful, hard-working, generous, friendly, open minded, caring, loyal guy. He is ambitious and motivates others. Carlos may not be the guy from the Magic Mike movie, but damn he's sexy. He has nice abs, muscles, sexy butt and legs. His skin is so soft you'll not want to stop touching it, hugging and cuddle with him. And his lips, oh boy! His lips are better than cushions. People say human isn't perfect, but Carlos is closer to perfection than anyone else could possibly be. Carlos is more than HOTNESS!! Carlos is AMAZING!! Carlos is not a chaser, is a keeper!!
by AmO July 14, 2012
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A sick fuck who shits dead dreams and eats infants for breakfast, a useless piece of shit who fakes knowledge.
But!
In reality, he's a government spy that sells knowledge to different syndicate organizations. A double agent, per say.
He'll eliminate all that comes in his way, making their deaths look like 'accidents' or from 'natural causes'. He's a whore, a mad-dog killer working for the highest bidder. If you thought Agent 47 was badass, wait 'til you see this motherfucker.
But!
In reality, he's a government spy that sells knowledge to different syndicate organizations. A double agent, per say.
He'll eliminate all that comes in his way, making their deaths look like 'accidents' or from 'natural causes'. He's a whore, a mad-dog killer working for the highest bidder. If you thought Agent 47 was badass, wait 'til you see this motherfucker.
Ew, is that carlo? What's he doing here?
Whoa, dude. You don't just mess with a Carlo. They say that they're practically gods of death.
Whoa, dude. You don't just mess with a Carlo. They say that they're practically gods of death.
by The Blue Mamba January 10, 2018
Run......... This person will prey on your emotion and use them against you. They never tell the truth......and will eventually fuck your friends
by Hi honey Hi August 06, 2017