Carbtard

Someone who used to enjoy foods containing carbohydrates. But through a fad diet or peer pressure will no longer consume them.

I used to enjoy a few spuds with randle, but he is such a carbtard these days.

by Kanesmadness February 27, 2020

Carlton

The man I wanna marry if u want perfection find u a Carlton.

Carlton is mine forever 😘I love my baby

by Shhfhbdu November 22, 2020

The Carfa

Noun: One who gets coworkers names wrong over and over and over again. Also, a coworker who sends random yet flattering emails to coworkers through other's email accounts.

I saw The Carfa again in the breakroom. He still calls me Jennifer.

by Jsunderulo November 27, 2011

Chris Carlton

The best boyfriend ever. He's really hot, and is awesome at sports.

Girl 1: "Why are all guys such dickheads?"
Girl 2: "Well, there's Chris Carlton. He's a great guy"
Girl 1: "True, he's awesome"

by bluebird1234 December 28, 2011

low carbtarded

When you are on a low carb diet and feel like your brain is off

I ate 10 grams of carbs today.. I feel low carbtarded

by Muy mal September 14, 2013

vanessa carlton

An annoying-ass singing girl who is borderline emo. Her song, "A Thousand Miles", is the epitome of cliched pussy lyrics. Her songs make any heterosexual male cringe, and any girl who isn't Paris Hilton or a fan of Green Day want to DIE. As for being underrated, I will admit that she does have instrumental talent... too bad she botches it with these seriously annoyingly whiny songs. Some artists actually ARE underrated for a reason. Carlton falls into this category.

Remember that movie "White Chicks"? The fact that those rich, pathetic, mentally-5-years-old bitches are obsessed with this Vanessa Carlton song proves my above points. She totally doesn't deserve more fame and more time on the radio whining out her depressing songs that make every self-respecting music lover want to cut themselves.

by Al Kohaulick November 10, 2008

carf

cough and fart at the sametime

he that lady just carfed

by srt4bill June 26, 2008